rorby:

rorby:

rorby:

rorby:

rorby:

rorby:

rorby:

Hello, friends, i’m writing you from 2014.

No giant robot boyfriends invented yet.

I’m writing you from 2015 now.

No update on robot boyfriends.

2016

Nope, nothing.

It’s 2017 now.

And yet another disappointment.

2018

Come on, where’s my robot boyfriend?

2019 here now.

Guess what? Nothing.

2020

No.

2021

I uh… kinda got married (not(!) to a giant robot), but I’ll keep you updated on the giant robot boyfriend invention situation. As of now: no.

rorby:

rorby:

rorby:

rorby:

rorby:

rorby:

Hello, friends, i’m writing you from 2014.

No giant robot boyfriends invented yet.

I’m writing you from 2015 now.

No update on robot boyfriends.

2016

Nope, nothing.

It’s 2017 now.

And yet another disappointment.

2018

Come on, where’s my robot boyfriend?

2019 here now.

Guess what? Nothing.

2020

No.

radio-silents:

see you space cowboy

Every sane person: So you know how you make skins for every event for heroes who have some connection to a theme?
Blizzard: Yeah
Every sane person: So it's a year of the Pig, yes?
Blizzard: Yes
Every sane person: And there's a character who is _almost_ a pig, yes?
Blizzard: Yeah
Every sane person: But you are not giving him a skin?
Blizzard: No :^)
Every sane person: An emote?
Blizzard: No :^)
Every sane person: An intro?
Blizzard: No :^)
Every sane person: A victory pose?
Blizzard: No :^)
Every sane person: A... voiceline?
Blizzard: No :^)
Every sane person: A fucking spray?
Blizzard: Nah :^)
Every sane person: ...?
Blizzard: Roadhog already has a new year skin
Every sane person: B-but Reinhardt... and Zenyatta...
Blizzard: Yeah, not them. They are getting their second new year skins.
Blizzard: Also fuck you :^)

The sheer amount of disrespect Roadhog is getting from his creators is unbelievable.

babyblueavenger:

Breakdown: How is the most beautiful bot in the world doing?

Knock Out: I don’t know, how are y-

Starscream: (from other room) I’m great, thanks.

rorby:

rorby:

rorby:

rorby:

rorby:

Hello, friends, i’m writing you from 2014.

No giant robot boyfriends invented yet.

I’m writing you from 2015 now.

No update on robot boyfriends.

2016

Nope, nothing.

It’s 2017 now.

And yet another disappointment.

2018

Come on, where’s my robot boyfriend?

2019 here now.

Guess what? Nothing.

acidwaste:

transformersoutofcontext:

that’s nice

im wildrider and i wanna

bust a nut

tacticalgrandma:

I’m noticing some themes with these winter skins

liache:

roadhog: h

junkrat: 

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shemlen:

New “Toast” Junkrat emote obviously made to showcase his tail with his new Krampus skin.

Every other skin: just junkrat shoving out his big fat juicy ass for everyone to see

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